Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
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