There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
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george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
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I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
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A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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