69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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