yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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