At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I think i got beer on your cat.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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