ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
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