So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
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So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
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Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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