it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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