I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Randomize
