Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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