He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
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I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
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I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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