ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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