I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
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