Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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