How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
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Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
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Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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