Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
You've changed since you got that strap on
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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