the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
