Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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