no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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