haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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