We're like a lot better than the average bears
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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