I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
So much Jack, so little girl.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Randomize
