it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
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It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
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at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
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