How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
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Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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