I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.