Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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