i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
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She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
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Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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