Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
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I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
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Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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