I am puke
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
are you so shy because you have an std?
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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