Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
These tits shall not be calmed
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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