the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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