Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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