i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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