Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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