giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
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So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
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We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
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