yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
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WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
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It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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