Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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