From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
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It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
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Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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