Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
