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btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
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Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
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I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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