No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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