to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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