Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
