operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
In America we eat man semen.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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