Say something about gay babies.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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