So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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