is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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