Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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