It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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