I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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