so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.