I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
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Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
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I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.