On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
These 25 People Believed Fake Facts For Way Too Long
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
23 Adults Confess The Irrational Fears They Had When They Were Kids
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.