windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
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You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
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I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis