I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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