she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
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getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
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He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
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