there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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