there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
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Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
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Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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