ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
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Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
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We can't do acid Disneyworld.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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