porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
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