I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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