just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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